You know you are pregnant when...

1. You laugh, cry, AND fall asleep through Descpicable Me 2 at the movie theaters.
2. You go on a date to a nice restaurant, come home to find Mac N' Cheese left on the stove from the kids dinner and take a bite.
3. You send your hubby to the store for Cheetos and chocolate.
4. You are too nauseous to go for a morning run and then too nauseous again to go for an evening run...ugh!
5. It takes you several tries to fill out a simple bank deposit slip correctly.
6. You get new contact info from a friend, type it into your phone and then when you go to look it up the next day you can't find it because you never hit the "save" button.
7. You sit down on the couch with your kids and think to yourself for a second "wouldn't it be nice to take a nap" then wake up 2 hours later because you did...just like that!
8. You open and close the fridge a dozen times and still can't think of anything that sounds good to make for dinner.
9. You go to bed with dirty dishes in the sink, leftover dinner on the stove, toys all over the house and you don't really give a damn.
10. Your hubby has banned your from putting anything on top of your car because...You drive to the water park, park your car, get the kids out and you cannot find the beach towels. You drive back home to get them because you live .2 miles away and you find them in the middle of the street. Apparently, somebody put them on top of the car then drove away. Huh?! Then later that week you are getting in the car to go to a meeting and place your notes on top of your car and drive away. Whoops!

Yes, these are all real things that have happened to me while pregnant.
Yes, I am pregnant again!